wooden nickel

Fake currency souvenir

A wooden nickel is a worthless token or counterfeit, originally a novelty item made of wood in place of a real coin.

The phrase survives mainly in the warning Don't take any wooden nickels—folksy advice to be careful and avoid getting cheated, typically said as a parting farewell rather than literal caution about currency.

scam

counterfeit

Fraudulent imitation

  • fakeNot the real thing
  • fraudIntentional criminal trickery
  • swindleDeception for financial gain

hoax · sham · bogus · phony · forgery · deceit · trickery · charlatan · con · hoodwink

worthless

valueless

Having no worth

pointless · useless · inconsequential · negligible · paltry · nominal · trifling · unimportant · worthless · two cents

collectible

numismatics

Study of currency

keepsake · memento · curio · antique · vintage · ephemera · relic · artifact · novelty · Americana

obsolete

antique

Old valued collectible

relic · vintage · archaic · defunct · old-fashioned · quaint · anachronism · historical · curiosity · forgotten

warning

skepticism

Disposition toward doubt

vigilance · prudence · circumspection · alertness · heedfulness · guarded · watchful · wary · careful · mindful

novelty

promotional

Related to marketing efforts

tchotchke · trinket · knickknack · keepsake · commemorate · publicity · advertising · chamber of commerce · tourist · roadside

Categories
Opposites
authenticity/legitimacy

wooden nickellegal tender

Officially recognized payment medium

real money · hard currency · gold standard · cold hard cash · real McCoy

value/worth

wooden nickelgold coin

Currency of precious metal

gold · sure thing · treasure · precious metal · valuable

Family

wooden, nickel, wood, woodenly, woodenness, nick, nickels, nickeled, woods

Familiarity
Top 200,000
Profile
Mostly American · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated G