morning wood
Waking male arousal
Morning wood is an erection upon waking, a common physiological occurrence unrelated to sexual arousal or dreams.
The wood is slang for erection, from the rigidity.
I had to wait for my morning wood to go down before I could pee.
State of being swollen
- nocturnalActive during darkness
- penileOf the male organ
- rigidityState of being unbending
- engorgementOverfilling causing swelling
stiffness · arousal · erectile · priapism · potency · tumescent · spontaneous · boner
Humiliating mistake or gaffe
- stiffyErect penis, colloquially
- hard-onPenile engorgement
- chubbySlightly plump, endearingly
- standing at attentionFormal upright military stance
Dreaming stage with eye movement
- sleep cycleRepeating phases of rest
- testosteroneChief male sex hormone
- circadian rhythmBuilt-in sleep-wake cycle
- parasympatheticNerve system promoting rest
Self-conscious unease
- inconvenientCausing difficulty or bother
- hidingStaying out of sight
- coversPuts over, hides
- blanketSoft bed covering
roommate · partner · timing · public · concealment · adjustment · waiting · subsiding
tumescence
State of being swollen
engorgement · stiffness · arousal · erectile · priapism · potency · tumescent · spontaneous · boner · hard-on
boner
Humiliating mistake or gaffe
standing at attention · flagpole · tent pole · rise and shine
REM sleep
Dreaming stage with eye movement
- sleep cycleRepeating phases of rest
- testosteroneChief male sex hormone
- circadian rhythmBuilt-in sleep-wake cycle
parasympathetic · hormonal · autonomic · andrology · urology
embarrassment
Self-conscious unease
- inconvenientCausing difficulty or bother
- hidingStaying out of sight
- coversPuts over, hides
blanket · roommate · partner · timing · public · concealment · adjustment · waiting · subsiding · cold shower
morning woodflaccid
Soft, lacking firmness
soft · limp · flaccidity · erectile dysfunction · impotence
morning woodarousal
Stirring to heightened state
sexual arousal · turned on · horniness · lust · excitement
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