lady garden
Polite anatomical slang
Lady garden is a coy British euphemism for a woman's pubic area or genitals.
The term treats female anatomy as something delicate requiring a whimsical name: She went to the salon to get her lady garden waxed.
It belongs to the same family of precious euphemisms as *lady bits* and *down there*.
Reproductive bodily regions
- nether regionsLower or infernal realms
- downstairsOn a lower floor
- bitsSmall portions or pieces
- bushMulti-stemmed woody plant
intimate area · unmentionables · naughty bits · honeypot · beaver · peach · flower · flowerbed
External female genital region
- labiaVulvar skin folds
- clitorisFemale genital erectile tissue
- pubicOf the groin
- vaginaInternal female reproductive canal
pubic hair · intimate area · gynecology · pelvic · reproductive · cervix · perineum · urethra
Self-care for appearance
- waxingCoating for shine
- shavingRemoving hair with blade
- trimmingCutting away excess
- personalRelating to one's self
intimate · concealment · modesty · discretion · boundary · secrecy · veil · cover
Not allowed
- unmentionableToo shameful to discuss
- censorshipOfficial content restriction
- indecentOffensive to accepted standards
- risquéBordering on improper
scandalous · off-limits · inappropriate · impolite · vulgarity · obscenity · lewdness · smutty
private parts
Reproductive bodily regions
- nether regionsLower or infernal realms
- downstairsOn a lower floor
- bitsSmall portions or pieces
bush · intimate area · unmentionables · naughty bits · honeypot · beaver · peach · flower · flowerbed · treasure
vulva
External female genital region
vagina · pubic hair · intimate area · gynecology · pelvic · reproductive · cervix · perineum · urethra · ovaries
grooming
Self-care for appearance
personal · intimate · concealment · modesty · discretion · boundary · secrecy · veil · cover · screening
forbidden
Not allowed
- unmentionableToo shameful to discuss
- censorshipOfficial content restriction
- indecentOffensive to accepted standards
risqué · scandalous · off-limits · inappropriate · impolite · vulgarity · obscenity · lewdness · smutty · salacious
lady gardenmale genitalia
Masculine reproductive anatomy
penis · cock · dick · family jewels · member
lady, garden, ladies, ladyship, gardener, gardening, gardens, gardened