naughty bits
The impolite parts
Naughty bits is a humorous euphemism for genitals, popularized by Monty Python's Flying Circus in the 1970s.
The phrase treats sexual anatomy with mock primness, as if naming body parts were mildly scandalous: The statue's naughty bits were covered with a fig leaf.
It remains playful rather than crude.
Official content restriction
- obscenityIndecent word or act
- indecencyOffensive or vulgar behavior
- nudityAbsence of clothing
- explicitClearly and directly expressed
forbidden · inappropriate · lewdness · risqué · unmentionable · impropriety · vulgarity · shameful
Reproductive organs
- genitaliaReproductive organs collectively
- reproductive organsStructures for producing offspring
- penisMale reproductive organ
- vulvaExternal female genital region
testicles · clitoris · labia · scrotum · breasts · buttocks · nipples · groin
Lowest enlisted rank
- junkWorthless discarded items
- packageWrapped item for delivery
- family jewelsInherited precious ornaments
- tackleGear or takedown
crown jewels · goods · nether regions · manhood · womanhood · equipment · twig and berries · meat and two veg
Reproductive bodily regions
- unmentionablesClothing considered improper to discuss
- intimatesClosest friends or implies
- down thereAt a lower location
- neither here nor thereUnrelated to the matter
lady garden · delicates · modesty · forbidden zone · sensitive areas
censorship
Official content restriction
explicit · forbidden · inappropriate · lewdness · risqué · unmentionable · impropriety · vulgarity · shameful · scandalous
genitals
Reproductive organs
- genitaliaReproductive organs collectively
- reproductive organsStructures for producing offspring
- penisMale reproductive organ
vulva · testicles · clitoris · labia · scrotum · breasts · buttocks · nipples · groin · pubic area
privates
Lowest enlisted rank
- junkWorthless discarded items
- packageWrapped item for delivery
- family jewelsInherited precious ornaments
tackle · crown jewels · goods · nether regions · manhood · womanhood · equipment · twig and berries · meat and two veg · assets
private parts
Reproductive bodily regions
- unmentionablesClothing considered improper to discuss
- intimatesClosest friends or implies
- down thereAt a lower location
neither here nor there · lady garden · delicates · modesty · forbidden zone · sensitive areas
- adult humorblue humor, dirty jokes, dirty joke, bawdy humor, bawdy jokes