fruitcakes

Dense holiday desserts

Fruitcakes are dense cakes studded with candied fruit and nuts, traditionally served during holidays.

The singular fruitcake also means an eccentric or crazy person: My uncle's a complete fruitcake.

This slang sense plays on the cake's reputation for being packed with odd ingredients—and for being regifted endlessly because nobody wants to eat it.

ingredients

raisins

Dried grape snack

nuts · almonds · walnuts · pecans · brandy · rum · spices · cinnamon · nutmeg · allspice

holiday

Christmas

Winter nativity celebration

  • giftItem given freely
  • traditionCustom passed through generations
  • hamperObstruct or clothes basket

celebration · feast · caroling · decoration · holly · eggnog · wassail · Advent · stocking · regifting

texture

dense

Closely packed together

sticky · chewy · crumbly · firm · substantial · aged · soaked · boozy · dark · spiced

eccentric

crazy

Mentally unhinged

  • nuttyEccentric or almond-flavored
  • loonyAbsurdly irrational
  • wackyAmusingly eccentric

oddball · crackpot · kook · weirdo · screwball · zany · madcap · unhinged · batty · bonkers

cakes

panettone

Italian candied fruit bread

  • stollenTaken without consent
  • babkaBraided sweet yeast bread
  • torteDense nutty layered confection

gateau · teacake · kuchen · cassata · savarin · genoise · coffeecake

Opposites
cake type/density

fruitcakessponge cakes

Airy egg-leavened pastries

angel food cakes · chiffon cakes · genoise · meringues · soufflés

mental stability (slang)

fruitcakesstraight arrows

Conventional, upstanding people

squares · reasonable people · conformists

desirability as gift/food

fruitcakescrowd-pleasers

Reliably popular entertainment choices

welcome gifts · chocolate cakes

Phrases
Family

fruitcake

Familiarity
Top 100,000
Profile
Known to kids · Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG