boners

Embarrassing foolish errors

Boners is the plural of boner—erections or, in dated slang, embarrassing mistakes: Teenage boys and their boners.

The mistake sense persists in phrases like boner move but is increasingly awkward given the dominant meaning.

slang

erection

Act of building upward

hardness · priapism · embarrassment · puberty · morning wood

blunder

gaffe

Clumsy social error

  • flubClumsy error
  • goofMinor foolish error
  • blooperEmbarrassing recorded mistake

snafu · fumble · misstep · slipup · botch · miscue · faux pas · bungling · howler · clanger

anatomy

skeleton

Internal supportive framework

tibia · fibula · pelvis · sternum · clavicle · ulna · radius · humerus · patella · scapula

Categories
Opposites
competence/error

bonersmasterstrokes

Brilliantly successful actions

strokes of genius · triumphs · successes · coups · achievements

erectile state

bonersflaccidity

Lack of firmness

limpness · softies · floppies · softness · erectile dysfunction

Phrases
Family

bone, backbone, boned, bonehead, boner, debone, deboned, debones, unboned

Familiarity
Top 200,000
Profile
Known to kids · Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13