turd polishing

Decorating the irredeemable

Turd polishing describes the futile effort to make something bad seem good—you can polish a turd, but it's still a turd: All that marketing is just turd polishing.

The phrase implies that no amount of presentation can disguise fundamental worthlessness.

Also rendered as polishing a turd or you can't polish a turd.

Related
  • lipstickCosmetic for coloring lips
  • pigDomesticated swine for meat
  • spinRapid rotation around axis
  • spin doctorFavorable interpretation specialist
  • marketingPromoting goods to consumers

lipstick on a pig · hype · glossy · facade · veneer · gold plating · shine · buff · garbage · junk · worthless · dress up · disguise · deception · PR · damage control · bullshit · smoke and mirrors

Opposites
honesty in presentation

turd polishingbrutal honesty

Unsparing directness in speech

telling it like it is · calling a spade a spade · straight shooting · intellectual honesty

value of effort

turd polishingproductive labor

Work that creates goods

meaningful work

Family

turd, polishing, polish, polished, polisher, turds

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Used worldwide · Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13