keisters

Slang for bottoms

Keisters is the plural of keister, slang for the buttocks: Get your keisters in here right now.

In older usage, keister meant a suitcase or strongbox, and in criminal slang, to keister something is to conceal it in one's rectum—a sense that may explain how the word migrated from luggage to anatomy.

buttocks

rear

Back portion or raise

rump · derriere · posterior · seat · bum · butt · hindquarters · fanny · tush · haunches

smuggling

prison

Confinement for offenders

stash · hide · smuggle · cavity · search · customs · illegal · trafficking · mule · detection

suitcase

luggage

Traveler's packed containers

  • bagFlexible carrying container
  • valiseSmall traveling case
  • satchelStrapped bag for books

grip · traveling · trunk · case · baggage · salesman · vintage · leather · handle · carry

Opposites
body position (front vs. back)

keistersfronts

Deceptive outward appearances

faces · chests · stomachs · bellies · groins

Phrases
Family

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Familiarity
Top 500,000
Profile
Mostly American · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG