choking the chicken

Solo male gratification

Choking the chicken is vulgar slang for male masturbation.

The phrase belongs to a category of colorful euphemisms that describe the act through violent imagery applied to something vaguely phallic: He's probably in his room choking the chicken.

Despite the crude humor, it's more jokey than offensive.

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penis · jerking off · locker room talk · self-love · alone time · sex education · ejaculation · refractory period · innuendo · dirty joke · arousal · wordplay · hand · release · libido · figurative speech · slang term · sexual health

Opposites
sexual activity type

choking the chickensexual intercourse

Bodily union between partners

making love · having sex · coitus · copulation · lovemaking

sexual abstinence

choking the chickenabstinence

Voluntary forgoing of indulgences

celibacy · chastity · sexual restraint · self-denial · continence

Family

choke, choked, choker, chokers, chokes, choking, chicken, chickens

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Timeless · Everyday, not technical · Rated R