wank
Solo sexual gratification
Wank is British slang for masturbation, used as noun and verb: He went off for a wank.
He wanks too much.
By extension, wank describes anything self-indulgent, pointless, or pretentious: That film was a two-hour wank.
Pure intellectual wank.
The word is vulgar but common in British speech, less familiar in American English.
As an exclamation or intensifier, it's milder than fuck: Oh wank, I forgot the keys.
Self-stimulate sexually
- strokeSudden brain blood blockage
- self-pleasureSexual self-stimulation
- hand jobManual sexual stimulation
- orgasmPeak sexual pleasure
ejaculation · arousal · solo · climax · release · gratification · porn · fantasy
One who throws
- idiotFoolish, senseless person
- jerkAbrupt pulling motion
- pratBritish term for fool
- gitBritish term for fool
pillock · moron · loser · fool · plonker · berk · twit · numpty
Waste or nonsense
- bollocksBritish slang for nonsense
- bullshitInsincere or false talk
- drivelSenseless, silly talk
- nonsenseMeaningless words or actions
garbage · crap · tripe · tosh · codswallop · hogwash · baloney · poppycock
Yielding to one's desires
- pompousAffectedly grand in manner
- artyAffectedly aesthetic
- pretentiousFalsely grand or important
- navel-gazingExcessive inward contemplation
masturbatory · ego · vanity project · overwrought · bloated · show-off · intellectual · pseudo
jerk off
Self-stimulate sexually
- strokeSudden brain blood blockage
- self-pleasureSexual self-stimulation
- hand jobManual sexual stimulation
orgasm · ejaculation · arousal · solo · climax · release · gratification · porn · fantasy · tissue
tosser
One who throws
git · pillock · moron · loser · fool · plonker · berk · twit · numpty · dickhead
rubbish
Waste or nonsense
nonsense · garbage · crap · tripe · tosh · codswallop · hogwash · baloney · poppycock · twaddle
self-indulgent
Yielding to one's desires
- pompousAffectedly grand in manner
- artyAffectedly aesthetic
- pretentiousFalsely grand or important
navel-gazing · masturbatory · ego · vanity project · overwrought · bloated · show-off · intellectual · pseudo · affected
wankintercourse
Communication or sexual connection
sex · lovemaking · copulation · coitus · fucking
wankwork
Effort toward a goal
accomplish · achieve · get things done · buckle down · graft
- wank offVulgar term for masturbation
- wanking offMale self-stimulation slang