stiffie
Awkward male predicament
Stiffie is informal slang for an erection: He got a stiffie in the middle of class.
The word is mildly vulgar but often playful or juvenile in tone, treating the subject with less gravity than clinical terms.
In South African English, stiffie also refers to a 3.5-inch floppy disk—so called because of its rigid plastic casing.
Humiliating mistake or gaffe
- hard-onPenile engorgement
- arousalStirring to heightened state
- erectVertical in position
- tumescentGrowing distended
priapism · Viagra · morning wood · excitement · blood flow · engorgement · rigidity · stimulation
Short foam surfcraft
- boogie boardFoam wave-riding plank
- foam boardRigid polystyrene-core panel
- learnerOne gaining knowledge
- wave ridingSport on ocean swells
prone · fins · leash · beachbreak · whitewater · kneeboard · shore break · rental
boner
Humiliating mistake or gaffe
tumescent · priapism · Viagra · morning wood · excitement · blood flow · engorgement · rigidity · stimulation · bedroom
bodyboard
Short foam surfcraft
- boogie boardFoam wave-riding plank
- foam boardRigid polystyrene-core panel
- learnerOne gaining knowledge
wave riding · prone · fins · leash · beachbreak · whitewater · kneeboard · shore break · rental · surf school
stiffielimp dick
Non-erect male genitalia
softie · soft-on · flaccidity · limpness · erectile dysfunction
- scared stiffImmobilized by extreme fright
- frozen stiffImmobilized by extreme cold
- stiff neckCervical muscle tightness
- bored stiffExtremely uninterested and restless
- stiff upper lipControlled emotional restraint
- stiff peakBeaten whites that stand
stiff, stiffen, stiffness, stiffened, stiffly, stiffening, stiffer, stiffest, stiffener