swear on a stack of Bibles

Promise most earnestly

To swear on a stack of Bibles is to make an emphatic oath, invoking religious solemnity for dramatic effect.

The image amplifies the traditional courtroom gesture of swearing on a single Bible—if one holy book guarantees truth, surely a whole stack must: I swear on a stack of Bibles I didn't touch your sandwich.

The phrase is almost always hyperbolic, used to insist on honesty when someone doubts you.

Related

pledge · vow · cross my heart · hope to die · pinky promise · scout's honor · affirmation · scripture · promise · perjury · assertion · sworn statement · guarantee · veracity · truthfulness · solemnity · integrity · swear to God

Opposites
commitment intensity

swear on a stack of Biblesshrug it off

waffle · equivocate · hedge · toss off · empty words

truthfulness/sincerity

swear on a stack of Bibleslie through one's teeth

Deliberately tell obvious falsehoods

bear false witness · deceive · dissemble · fabricate · mislead

certainty vs. uncertainty

swear on a stack of Bibleshedge

Boundary of planted shrubs

qualify · plead the fifth · hedge one's bets · demur

Family

swearing, swears, forswear, swearers, swearer, forswearing

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Mostly American · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG