polished a turd

Dressed up junk

Polished a turd means attempted to make something fundamentally bad appear good or presentable.

The expression comes from the idea that no amount of polishing can make excrement attractive—you can buff it all you want, but it's still shit.

Used for futile efforts at improving the irredeemable: The marketing team polished a turd with that rebrand—the product still sucks.

Related

glossing over · spin doctoring · sugarcoating · veneer · false advertising · sprucing up · window dressing · embellishment · facade · chasing one's tail · masquerade · counterfeit goods · fool's gold · dressing up · damage control · smoke screen · smoke and mirrors · camouflage

Opposites
authenticity of improvement

polished a turdwhat you see is what you get

No deception or concealment

genuine article · called a spade a spade · told it like it is · truth in advertising · unvarnished truth

Family

polished, polish, polishing, polisher, polishes, unpolished, turd, turds

Familiarity
Top 500,000
Profile
Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG