pisswater
Weak, lousy brew
Pisswater is a crude dismissal of any beverage—usually beer—deemed weak, watery, or low-quality: I'm not drinking that pisswater.
The comparison to urine emphasizes both the pale color and the speaker's contempt.
Sometimes extended to other disappointing liquids: The coffee here is absolute pisswater.
Of lower rank
- dilutedMade weaker by adding liquid
- weakLacking power or force
- worthlessLacking any value
- trashDiscarded worthless material
garbage · substandard · undrinkable · awful · terrible · disgusting · nasty · low-grade
inferior
Of lower rank
trash · garbage · substandard · undrinkable · awful · terrible · disgusting · nasty · low-grade · rotgut
cheap
Low in price
frat · chug · swill · Bud Light · Natty · Miller · Coors · lager · six-pack · can
weak
Lacking power or force
- tepidMildly warm, lacking intensity
- instantBriefest unit of time
- vending machineAutomated product dispenser
office · diner · burnt · stale · reheated · Sanka · decaf · thin · bitter · cold
pisswatercraft beer
Small-batch artisanal beer
nectar of the gods · microbrew · single malt scotch · champagne · vintage wine
pisswaterimperial stout
Strong dark beer style
double IPA · barleywine · full-bodied · robust · stout
piss, water, pissed, pissing, pisser, waters, watered, watering, watery