meadow muffin
Bovine field deposit
Meadow muffin is a humorous rural term for a cow pie—a pile of cattle dung found in pastures and fields.
The euphemism plays on the shape and setting: Watch your step, there are meadow muffins everywhere.
Sometimes extended to droppings from horses or other grazing animals.
Dried cattle droppings
- cowpieDried cattle droppings
- dungAnimal fecal matter
- droppingsAnimal excrement deposits
- fertilizerSoil nutrient supplement
compost · patty · splat · plop · organic · nitrogen · phosphorus · amendment
Grazing ground for livestock
- grasslandTreeless herb-covered ecosystem
- grazingFeeding on pasture
- cattleDomesticated bovines kept commercially
- livestockDomesticated farm animals
ranch · farmland · prairie · field · rural · countryside · barnyard · paddock
Dried cattle droppings
- cow pattyDried cattle feces
- road appleEquine feces on pavement
- buffalo chipDried bison excrement
- dungAnimal fecal matter
cowpat
Dried cattle droppings
fertilizer · compost · patty · splat · plop · organic · nitrogen · phosphorus · amendment · mulch
pasture
Grazing ground for livestock
- grasslandTreeless herb-covered ecosystem
- grazingFeeding on pasture
- cattleDomesticated bovines kept commercially
livestock · ranch · farmland · prairie · field · rural · countryside · barnyard · paddock · range
cowpie
Dried cattle droppings
- cow pattyDried cattle feces
- road appleEquine feces on pavement
- buffalo chipDried bison excrement
meadow muffinblueberry muffin
Sweet individual cake with fruit
bran muffin · cupcake · baked goods · pastry
meadow muffindelicacy
Refined sensitivity or rarity
gourmet treat · fresh flowers · perfume · wildflowers · potpourri
meadow muffintreasure
Valued wealth or keepsake
gold nugget · wildflower · gemstone · delicacy · prize