lardball
Very overweight individual
A lardball is a fat person—crude slang emphasizing bulk and softness.
The word is deliberately unflattering, reducing someone to a ball of animal fat: Get off the couch, you lardball.
Like similar compounds (fatso, lard-ass), it's used as an insult or rough teasing among friends.
Exceeding healthy mass
- obeseExtremely overweight, unhealthily so
- corpulentExcessively heavy-bodied
- rotundRound and plump
- portlyHeavyset, especially around waist
plump · heavyset · stout · flabby · pudgy · paunchy · blubbery · adipose
Derogatory term for obesity
- tubbySomewhat fat, endearingly
- blimpNon-rigid flying vessel
- whaleHuge sea mammal
- butterballPlump person or fowl
porker · slob · fatty · blob · chubster · pudge · lump · beefy
Habitual sedentary TV watcher
- sedentaryCharacterized by much sitting
- inactiveNot currently functioning
- sluggishSlow and inactive
- lethargicLacking energy or alertness
out of shape · lazy · unfit · deconditioned · idle · lounger · slacker · layabout
Spinless, erratic throw
- sinkerWeight on fishing line
- softballVariant with larger ball
- batting practicePre-game hitting drills
- easy targetVulnerable person or thing
overweight
Exceeding healthy mass
portly · plump · heavyset · stout · flabby · pudgy · paunchy · blubbery · adipose · pot-bellied
fatso
Derogatory term for obesity
butterball · porker · slob · fatty · blob · chubster · pudge · lump · beefy · heavyweight
couch potato
Habitual sedentary TV watcher
lethargic · out of shape · lazy · unfit · deconditioned · idle · lounger · slacker · layabout · indolent
knuckleball
Spinless, erratic throw
- sinkerWeight on fishing line
- softballVariant with larger ball
- batting practicePre-game hitting drills
easy target · meatball · floater · lob · changeup
lardballbeanpole
Thin person or plant stake
stick figure · rail · twig · skeleton · string bean
lardballAdonis
Exceptionally attractive man
hunk · stud · dreamboat · heartthrob · Aphrodite
lardballathlete
Sports competitor
jock · gym rat · hardbody · muscle man · health nut
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