candy tax

Trick-or-treat tithe

Candy tax is the portion of a child's candy that a parent claims as their due, typically from Halloween hauls.

The "tax" is levied with mock seriousness, as if parental authority naturally entitles one to a cut of the goods: Dad already took his candy tax—all the Reese's are gone.

Sometimes extended to any situation where someone in a position of authority or seniority takes a share of someone else's treats.

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Halloween · treats · tariff · levy · confection · chocolate · lollipop · trick-or-treat · trick or treating · fun size · soda · high fructose corn syrup · junk food · duty · excise · VAT · sweetener · gummy

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Levy on sweetened beverages

sales tax · excise tax · import duty

direction of candy flow

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Dealing with medically

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