poor baby

• sweetieFond nickname for someone
• darlingBeloved person or pet
• little oneYoung child, fondly
• infantVery young child
• newbornInfant just delivered

crying · fussy · sick · fever · teething · colic · soothe · comfort · cuddle · lullaby · cradle · helpless · vulnerable · pitiful · sympathy · aww · cooing · whimpering

• sarcasmyeah right, oh please, as if, oh really, how original
• tauntstaunts, taunt, taunting, neener neener, insults
• reassurancesyou're safe, no sweat, no biggie, don't worry, it's alright