cry me a river

• tearsViolent pulls apart
• weepShed tears emotionally
• sobConvulsive weeping
• dramaTheatrical art or turmoil
• exaggerateOverstate beyond truth

whine · complain · heartbreak · sadness · Justin Timberlake · bridge · overflow · crocodile tears · pity · melodrama · flood · streaming · wailing · sympathy · sarcasm · dismissive · breakup · bitter

• sarcasmyeah right, oh please, as if, oh really, how original
• Schadenfreudeserves you right, boo hoo, world's smallest violin, just desserts, comeuppance
• Braggingbrag, gloat, show off, flex, swagger
• Playground Insultsbaby, brat, crybaby, dummy, dork
• tauntstaunts, taunt, taunting, neener neener, insults
• dismissalsgo away, get out, leave, scram, beat it