drain the lizard
Visit the restroom
Drain the lizard is vulgar slang for urinating, used by men.
The lizard is the penis.
The expression belongs to a family of colorful euphemisms for the same act: take a leak, see a man about a horse, hit the head.
Excuse me, I need to drain the lizard.
- urinateExpel bodily fluid
- micturateTo pass urine
- pissVulgar word for urine
- peeUrinate, informally
- take a leakVoid urine informally
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