bellends

Crude British insults

Bellends is the plural of bellend, a vulgar British insult for contemptible people: The bellends in that office made my life hell.

anatomical

penis

Male reproductive organ

shaft · urethra · circumcision · genitalia · prepuce · meatus · corona · frenulum · smegma · penile

insult

idiot

Foolish, senseless person

  • moronWitless, dense person
  • jerkAbrupt pulling motion
  • foolUnwise, gullible person

twit · buffoon · dunce · imbecile · nitwit · numbskull · oaf · simpleton · blockhead · bonehead

Opposites
character/social worth

bellendslegends

Traditional stories or icons

good eggs · saints · stand-up guys · champions · heroes

intelligence/competence

bellendsgeniuses

Exceptionally gifted intellects

brains · bright sparks · clever clogs · whizzes · smartarses

social regard

bellendsheroes

Admired courageous figures

champions · stars · MVPs · kings · dignitaries

Family

bellend

Familiarity
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Profile
Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated R