bellend

British crude insult

Bellend is vulgar British slang for the head of a penis (from its bell-like shape), and a strong insult for a stupid or contemptible person: What a bellend.

The word is crude and offensive—calling someone a bellend is not playful ribbing but genuine contempt.

Less familiar to Americans.

anatomy

glans

Rounded anatomical terminus

urethra · meatus · penis · shaft · phallus · circumcision · genitalia

insult

idiot

Foolish, senseless person

  • moronWitless, dense person
  • foolUnwise, gullible person
  • jerkAbrupt pulling motion

twit · nitwit · dimwit · dolt · buffoon · clown · bozo · chump · oaf · dunce

vulgarity

profanity

Vulgar or obscene speech

cuss · pejorative · crude · offensive · derogatory · insult · slur · epithet · invective

Categories
Opposites
character quality

bellendlegend

Unverified traditional tale

saint · sweetheart · diamond · good egg · gem

social regard

bellendhero

One admired for courage

champion · mate · pal · good sort · pillar of the community

intelligence/competence

bellendgenius

Person of rare brilliance

mastermind · brainiac · whiz · smart cookie · clever clogs

Family

bellends

Familiarity
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Profile
Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated R