bellend
British crude insult
Bellend is vulgar British slang for the head of a penis (from its bell-like shape), and a strong insult for a stupid or contemptible person: What a bellend.
The word is crude and offensive—calling someone a bellend is not playful ribbing but genuine contempt.
Less familiar to Americans.
Rounded anatomical terminus
glans
Rounded anatomical terminus
urethra · meatus · penis · shaft · phallus · circumcision · genitalia
idiot
Foolish, senseless person
twit · nitwit · dimwit · dolt · buffoon · clown · bozo · chump · oaf · dunce
profanity
Vulgar or obscene speech
cuss · pejorative · crude · offensive · derogatory · insult · slur · epithet · invective
bellendlegend
Unverified traditional tale
saint · sweetheart · diamond · good egg · gem
bellendhero
One admired for courage
champion · mate · pal · good sort · pillar of the community
bellendgenius
Person of rare brilliance
mastermind · brainiac · whiz · smart cookie · clever clogs