worshiping the porcelain god

Retching into bowl

Worshiping the porcelain god is a humorous slang expression for vomiting into a toilet, typically after excessive drinking.

The phrase evokes the image of someone kneeling before the toilet bowl in a posture resembling prayer or supplication, with "porcelain god" referring to the toilet itself.

After those last three shots, I spent an hour worshiping the porcelain god.

The expression treats a miserable experience with dark comedy.

Related

barfing · gagging · spewing · binge drinking · party foul · heaving · nausea · yakking · hangover · gallows humor · purging · dry-heaving · regurgitating · expelling · alcohol poisoning · evacuating · food poisoning · overindulgence

Opposites
digestive direction

worshiping the porcelain godeating

Ingesting sustenance

drinking · chowing down · feasting · pigging out · gorging

physical state/wellness

worshiping the porcelain godthriving

Succeeding vigorously

sobriety/intoxication consequence

worshiping the porcelain godstaying sober

abstaining · on the wagon · teetotaling

Family

worship, worships, worshiped, worshipped, worshiper, worshipper, worshipers, worshippers, worshipful

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Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13