twelve-ounce curls

Drinking as exercise

Twelve-ounce curls is a joking term for drinking beer, comparing lifting a can or bottle to bicep curls at the gym.

The phrase mocks exercise while celebrating drinking: The only workout I'm doing tonight is twelve-ounce curls.

Standard beer cans hold twelve ounces.

Related

tailgate party · can · solo cup · bottle opener · dad jokes · puns · beer belly · casual · relaxation · man cave · companionship · entertainment · amusement · keg · refreshment · craft beer · wordplay · pint

Opposites
physical activity vs. sedentary drinking

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Weight exercise for upper arms

hitting the gym · strength training · working out · pumping iron · CrossFit

sobriety vs. drinking

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Refusing alcoholic beverages

sobriety · abstinence · temperance · straight edge · clean living

Family

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Profile
Mostly American · Timeless · Concrete · Positive · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG