stick a needle in my eye

Dramatic sincerity pledge

A dramatic oath emphasizing the sincerity of a statement, invoking self-inflicted injury as proof of truthfulness.

It typically follows a conditional: Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

The childish rhyme persists into adulthood as ironic emphasis: I'll be there on time—stick a needle in my eye if I'm not.

Related

hope to die · blood oath · idiom · figure of speech · pledge · overstatement · swear · dramatic language · dramatic effect · absurdity · irony · amplification · guarantee · assurance · agony · torment · pain and suffering · commitment

Opposites
commitment intensity

stick a needle in my eyeI guess

Uncertain agreement phrase

maybe · I suppose · whatever · if you say so · I think so

sincerity of assurance

stick a needle in my eyewhite lie

Harmless minor falsehood

hollow promise · empty words · lip service · just kidding · crossed fingers

rhetorical register

stick a needle in my eyemeh

Indifference, vocalized

whatever · kind of · sort of · more or less · in a manner of speaking

Family

stick, sticks, sticking, sticker, stickers, sticky, stickiness, needle, needles

Familiarity
Top 500,000
Profile
Known to kids · Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG