nincompoops

Absolute blithering idiots

Nincompoops is the plural of nincompoop, a fool or simpleton.

The word has an old-fashioned, almost playful quality—more likely to appear in children's stories or gentle mockery than serious insult: Those nincompoops couldn't organize a picnic.

It suggests bumbling incompetence rather than malice.

insult

fools

Idiots or deceives

simpletons · dolts · dunces · nitwits · halfwits · buffoons · ignoramuses · dullards · numbskulls · knuckleheads

comedic

stooges

Unquestioning subordinates or assistants

jesters · pratfalls · slapstick · antics · blunders · shenanigans · tomfoolery · buffoonery · zanies · yokels

dismissive

incompetents

Those lacking skill

clueless · useless · hopeless · worthless · inept · incapable · bungling · fumbling · blundering · muddlers

Categories
Opposites
intelligence and mental capacity

nincompoopsgeniuses

Exceptionally gifted intellects

brains · masterminds · intellectuals · brainiacs · prodigies

competence and capability

nincompoopsexperts

Highly skilled practitioners

virtuosos · maestros · pros · professionals · aces

wisdom/judgment

nincompoopswise men

Learned, discerning people

sages · oracles · savants · elders · philosophers

Family

nincompoop, nincompoopery

Familiarity
Top 100,000
Profile
Known to kids · Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated G