nards

Ancient fragrant balms

Nards is slang for testicles, a playful or euphemistic alternative to balls or nuts: He got kicked right in the nards.

The word gained pop culture traction from the 1987 film *The Monster Squad*, where a kid defeats a werewolf with a groin kick while shouting "Wolfman's got nards!" It remains casual and mildly crude rather than vulgar.

slang

balls

Round solid objects

tackle · bits · goods · junk · privates · undercarriage · equipment · cajones · huevos · knackers

anatomy

testicles

Male reproductive glands

genitals · crotch · epididymis · testes

impact

kick

Foot-delivered strike

  • hitSuccessful contact or strike
  • ouchPain interjection
  • painBodily or emotional distress

wince · cup · jockstrap · foul · cringe · vulnerability

vulgarity

crude

Unpolished, raw state

bawdy · off-color · raunchy · crass · indelicate · tasteless · profane · indecent

Opposites
fragrance quality

nardsstench

Powerfully offensive odor

malodors · reek · stink

reproductive anatomy

nardsovaries

Egg-producing organs

lady parts · vajayjay · cooch

fragrance origin

nardssynthetic oils

Artificially produced lubricants

Family

nard

Familiarity
Top 1,000,000
Profile
Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13