metric fuckton
Comically huge amount
A metric fuckton is a humorous intensification of a lot, suggesting an absurdly large quantity: I have a metric fuckton of emails to answer.
The pseudo-scientific "metric" adds mock precision to the vulgarity, as if fuckton were a real unit of measurement.
Sometimes shortened to fuckton.
Also spelled as three words.
- gargantuanExtremely immense in scope
- fucktonVulgar term for many
- hugenessExtreme greatness in size
- massiveExtremely large and heavy
- enormousExtremely large in scale
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