tears someone a new asshole

Delivers scathing rebuke

To tear someone a new asshole is to criticize or berate them with exceptional severity—a verbal assault so fierce it figuratively rips open a new orifice.

The expression is vulgar but vivid: The coach tore him a new asshole after that fumble.

Sometimes shortened to tear someone a new one.

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excoriate · lambaste · shame · upbraid · embarrassment · rebuke · reprimand · admonish · distress · anger · confrontations · resentment · defensiveness · insecurity · tongue-lashing · discomfort · disciplinary actions · political discourse

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intensity of criticism

tears someone a new assholesoft-pedals

Deliberately minimizes significance

sugarcoats · handles with kid gloves · looks the other way · bites one's tongue · glosses over

emotional treatment

tears someone a new assholebuilds up

Accumulates gradually

encourages · supports · validates · affirms · praises

Family

tearing, someone, newness, renewal, wholeness

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Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated R