schmo
Clueless average guy
A schmo is an ordinary, unremarkable person—often one who's a bit foolish or easily taken advantage of.
The word comes from Yiddish and carries mild contempt or affectionate dismissal: Some schmo from the home office wants to see the reports.
Also spelled schmoe.
The related schlemiel and schmuck occupy nearby territory.
Easily fooled person
pushover · easy mark · fall guy · stooge · gull · pigeon · softie · simpleton
Awkward, effortful journey
- schmaltzPoultry fat or sentimentality
- schmoozeChat to gain favor
- schlockLow-quality merchandise
- schnookPitiful, gullible person
kvetch · klutz · chutzpah · maven · mensch · nebbish · putz · yutz
Causing no injury
- lovableInspiring warm feelings
- haplessLacking good fortune
- well-meaningSincerely trying to help
- bumblingClumsily incompetent
endearing · sympathetic · pitiable · unfortunate · schlub · sad sack · poor soul
Arithmetic mean or ordinary
- mediocreOf only moderate quality
- unremarkableNot worthy of comment
- commonplaceUnremarkable and frequent
- nondescriptWithout distinguishing qualities
forgettable · undistinguished · unexceptional · run-of-the-mill · garden-variety · nobody · nonentity · insignificant
Common masculine name
- regular guyUnpretentious common person
- average JoeUnremarkable common person
- common manTypical ordinary citizen
- man on the streetCommon person, not expert
layman · working stiff · rank and file · nine-to-fiver · Joe Sixpack · Joe Blow · John Q. Public · little guy
sucker
Easily fooled person
patsy · pushover · easy mark · fall guy · stooge · gull · pigeon · softie · simpleton · boob
schlep
Awkward, effortful journey
schnook · kvetch · klutz · chutzpah · maven · mensch · nebbish · putz · yutz · gonif
harmless
Causing no injury
- lovableInspiring warm feelings
- haplessLacking good fortune
- well-meaningSincerely trying to help
bumbling · endearing · sympathetic · pitiable · unfortunate · schlub · sad sack · poor soul
average
Arithmetic mean or ordinary
- mediocreOf only moderate quality
- unremarkableNot worthy of comment
- commonplaceUnremarkable and frequent
nondescript · forgettable · undistinguished · unexceptional · run-of-the-mill · garden-variety · nobody · nonentity · insignificant · anonymous
Joe
Common masculine name
- regular guyUnpretentious common person
- average JoeUnremarkable common person
- common manTypical ordinary citizen
man on the street · layman · working stiff · rank and file · nine-to-fiver · Joe Sixpack · Joe Blow · John Q. Public · little guy
schmogenius
Person of rare brilliance
whiz · brainiac · mastermind · brain · sharp cookie
schmoVIP
Notable, for short
big shot · somebody · mover and shaker · bigwig · heavyweight
schmosophisticate
Worldly, cultured person
smooth operator · man of the world · operator · slickster · sharpie
- Joe SchmoGeneric unnamed person
- Joe SchmoePlaceholder for everyman