couldn't be fucked

Refused through apathy

Couldn't be fucked means unwilling to make the effort—too lazy, indifferent, or exhausted to bother: I couldn't be fucked to cook, so I ordered pizza.

Chiefly British and Australian.

The American equivalent is "couldn't be bothered," though the vulgar version carries more emphatic dismissiveness.

Sometimes abbreviated CBF.

Related

laziness · ennui · apathy · not my problem · irreverence · resignation · sod it · shirking · idiom · slothfulness · nonchalance · detachment · neglect · couldn't care less · profanity · passivity · boredom · colloquialism

Opposites
motivation/effort willingness

couldn't be fuckedeager

Intensely wanting something

enthusiastic · motivated · raring to go · keen · gung-ho

emotional investment/caring

couldn't be fuckedgive a shit

To actually care

give a damn · passionate · invested · committed · dedicated

work ethic

couldn't be fuckeddiligent

Persistently attentive to tasks

industrious · hardworking · conscientious · assiduous · tireless

Family

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