boinks

Conks on head

Boinks is the third-person singular of boink, a playful or euphemistic term for having sex: He boinks her every chance he gets.

Boink can also mean to bonk or bump: She boinks him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper.

The sexual sense dominates contemporary usage.

sound

bonk

Playful head strike

  • clonkDull striking sound
  • thunkDeferred computation wrapper
  • clunkDull, heavy sound

thud · tap · knock · rap · plonk · plink · donk · ping · ding · boing

sexual

intercourse

Communication or sexual connection

  • sexReproductive category or act
  • hookupCasual sexual encounter
  • intimateClosely personal or private

bed · romp · fling · coupling · carnal · nookie · hanky-panky · tryst · rendezvous · affair

impact

bonk

Playful head strike

  • bopQuick light punch
  • hitSuccessful contact or strike
  • tapValve controlling liquid flow

knock · thwack · whack · bump · smack · clunk · thump · conk · strike · collision

Opposites
force/intensity of physical contact

boinksbludgeons

Strikes with blunt weapons

pummels · clobbers · batters · hammers · thrashes

sexual activity vs. abstinence

boinksabstains

Deliberately doesn't partake

celibate · refrains · holds off · celibates · withholds

playfulness/tone of contact

boinksassaults

Violent physical attacks

attacks · beats up · brutalizes · mauls · injures

Family

boink, boinked, boinking

Familiarity
Top 500,000
Profile
Used worldwide · Timeless · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13