Club Fed

White-collar detention nickname

Club Fed is slang for a minimum-security federal prison, especially one perceived as having relatively comfortable conditions.

The term sarcastically compares such facilities to Club Med resorts, suggesting that white-collar criminals and other nonviolent offenders serve time in cushy surroundings with amenities like tennis courts or good food.

The hedge fund manager got eighteen months at Club Fed.

The nickname reflects public cynicism about whether wealthy or connected inmates face real punishment.

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white collar · insider trading · euphemism · elitism · slap on the wrist · societal critique · dark humor · cushy · correctional facility · Martha Stewart · recreational facilities · caricature · irony · privilege · visitation rights · vocational training programs · plea bargain · good behavior

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prison harshness/severity

Club Fedmaximum security prison

Highest-level detention facility

maximum-security prison · hard time · the hole · solitary confinement · Alcatraz

inmate experience/suffering

Club Fedhellhole

Extremely unpleasant place

dungeon · gulag · concentration camp · prison camp

inmate experience

Club Fedhellhole

Extremely unpleasant place

doing hard time · survival mode

Family

club, clubs, clubbed, clubbing, clubhouse, fed, federal, federals, federalism

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Mostly American · Timeless · Concrete · Negative · Rated PG