useless lesbian
Wlw missing signals
A useless lesbian is a woman attracted to women who becomes awkward, tongue-tied, or paralyzed by indecision around women she finds attractive—unable to make a move or recognize when someone is flirting with her.
The term is affectionate and self-deprecating, used within queer communities: She's been staring at that girl for an hour—such a useless lesbian.
The humor lies in the gap between desire and action.
- sapphicWomen attracted to women
- piningAching with prolonged desire
- obliviousLacking any awareness
- hopelessBeyond possibility of success
- crushingOverwhelming in intensity
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Charming, calculating person
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Playfully attract attention
smooth talker · suave · slick · charismatic · silver-tongued
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