fucktons

Obscenely large amounts

Fucktons is a vulgar intensifier meaning an enormous quantity—more emphatic than "a lot" and deliberately crude: I have fucktons of work to do, They made fucktons of money on that deal.

The singular fuckton works the same way.

The word follows the pattern of metric ton as hyperbole, with added obscene emphasis.

quantity

shitloads

Vulgar term for plenty

truckload · loads · heaps · oodles · gobs · scads · slew · masses · hordes · mountains

overwhelm

swamped

Overwhelmed beyond capacity

deluged · overloaded · bombarded · overflowing · knee-deep · up to here · engulfed · saturated · overrun

hyperbole

exaggeration

Overstating beyond reality

limitless · immeasurable · endless · absurd · over-the-top · outrageous · mind-boggling · staggering · inconceivable

Opposites
quantity/amount

fucktonsnothing

Not any thing

none · zilch · zip · nada · squat

precision of measurement

fucktonsexactly

With total accuracy

precisely · quantified · enumerated

Phrases
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Top 500,000
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Used worldwide · Timeless · Abstract · Everyday, not technical · Rated R