dumb as dirt

Severely lacking intelligence

Dumb as dirt describes someone profoundly stupid—so lacking in intelligence that they're compared to soil, which has no mind at all.

The phrase is folksy and dismissive: He's nice enough, but dumb as dirt.

Like similar expressions (dumb as a rock, dumb as a post), it emphasizes complete intellectual vacancy.

Related

muttonheaded · ignorant · simpleminded · thick as a brick · cloddishness · unintelligent · blockhead · bumpkin · nincompoop · dullard · slow on the uptake · yokel · dim-witted · sharp as a marble · thick-headed · dunce · clueless · not the sharpest tool in the shed

Opposites
intelligence

dumb as dirtbrilliant

Intensely bright or gifted

genius · smart as a whip · sharp as a tack · brainy · intelligent

sophistication/awareness

dumb as dirtworldly

Experienced in practical affairs

savvy · street-smart · shrewd · perceptive · sharp

social evaluation/regard

dumb as dirtsharp as a tack

Extremely intelligent and alert

smart cookie · whiz · prodigy · mastermind · luminary

Family

dumb, dirt, dumber, dumbest, dumbly, dumbness, dumbo, dirts, dirty

Familiarity
Top 100,000
Profile
Known to kids · Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG