choked the chicken

Male solo gratification

Choked the chicken is vulgar slang for male masturbation.

The phrase treats the penis as a chicken being strangled—the grip and motion supposedly resembling wringing a bird's neck.

Like most masturbation slang, it's used humorously rather than clinically: His roommate walked in while he was choking the chicken.

Related

rub one out · figurative speech · libido · wordplay · self-love · quality time · alone time · arousal · one-man band · climax · monkey business · euphemism · self-exploration · guilty pleasure · wanking · sexual health · eroticism · intimacy

Opposites
sexual activity type

choked the chickenhad sex

Engaged in intercourse

made love · got laid · intercourse · coitus · fornication

sexual restraint

choked the chickenabstained

Voluntarily held back

kept it in one's pants

Family

choke, choked, chokes, choking, choker, chokers, chicken, chickens

Familiarity
Top 500,000
Profile
Used worldwide · Timeless · Everyday, not technical · Rated R