take a shit

Use the toilet

To take a shit is to defecate—vulgar but extremely common in casual speech.

The phrase is slightly odd logically (you're leaving something, not taking it), but it follows the pattern of other bodily function idioms: take a piss, take a nap, take a breath.

I need to take a shit before we leave.

Related

crap · bowel movement · bowel · waste · eliminate · vulgar · fecal matter · dung · pass · taboo · throne · stool · feces · eject · constipation · drop a deuce · diarrhea · digestion

Opposites
bodily waste elimination type

take a shiturinate

Expel bodily fluid

pee · take a leak · pass water · micturate

intake vs. expulsion

take a shiteat

Consume for sustenance

ingest · feed · swallow · digest · stuff one's face

bowel retention vs. release

take a shitconstipate

Impede bowel movement

retain

Family

take, shit, takes, taken, taking, taker, takers, retake, retakes

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Known to kids · Used worldwide · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG-13