fuck tons
An absurd quantity
Fuck tons is a vulgar intensifier meaning an extremely large quantity: I have fuck tons of work to do.
Like other hyperbolic measurements (shitload, buttload), it emphasizes abundance without specifying amount.
The plural form is standard even when grammatically singular: There's fuck tons of food left over.
Also spelled as one word or hyphenated.
- plethoraExcessive surplus
- copiousExisting in abundance
- multitudeVery large number
- profuseExtremely abundant, overflowing
- gobsHeaps, informally
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