dumber than a box of rocks

Extremely low intelligence

Dumber than a box of rocks describes extreme stupidity—the implication being that rocks have no intelligence at all, and the person in question has even less.

The phrase is folksy and dismissive: He's dumber than a box of rocks if he thinks that'll work.

Variants include dumb as a box of rocks and dumb as a rock.

Related

simple-minded · dimwitted · slow-witted · dull as dishwater · ignorant · not the sharpest tool in the shed · mindless · stupid · vacuous · obtuse · thick as a brick · idiocy · clueless · lights are on but nobody's home · harebrained · dumb as a post · sharp as a bowling ball · unwise

Opposites
intelligence/cognitive ability

dumber than a box of rocksgenius

Person of rare brilliance

brilliant · sharp as a tack · smart as a whip · Einstein · intellectual

social evaluation/compliment status

dumber than a box of rockssharp as a tack

Extremely intelligent and alert

smart as a whip · quick on the uptake · bright as a button · nobody's fool · wicked smart

Family

dumber, dumbest, dumbness, boxers, rockiest, rockers

Familiarity
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Profile
Known to kids · Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated G