drop the kids off at the pool
Defecate, said humorously
A humorous euphemism for defecating.
The "kids" are the feces, the "pool" is the toilet bowl.
Like many bathroom euphemisms, it uses absurd indirection to avoid direct reference: Give me a minute—I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
- drop anchorSecure a vessel
- drop a deuceEmpty one's bowels
- take a dumpEmpty one's bowels
- defecateExpel waste from bowels
- drop a bombReveal shocking information suddenly
toilet · porcelain throne · bathroom · snicker · poo · euphemism · excretion · relieve · answer the call of nature · nature calls · urgency · hurry · number two · haste · bowel movement · potty · bathroom break · subterfuge
bodily function direction
drop the kids off at the pooleat
Consume for sustenance
stuff one's face · chow down · feast · pig out · drink
defecation vs. other bodily functions
drop the kids off at the pooltake a leak
Void urine informally
urinate · pee · number one · see a man about a horse · drain the lizard