calm your tits
Stop overreacting now
Calm your tits is a crude way of telling someone to relax or stop overreacting.
The phrase treats emotional agitation as something physical that needs settling down.
Despite the anatomical reference, it's used toward anyone regardless of sex: Calm your tits, it's not that serious.
The expression is deliberately vulgar for humorous effect.
- hold your horsesRequest for patience
- cool itCommand to calm down
- cool downReduce temperature or intensity
- take a chill pillAdvice to de-stress
- sootheGently ease discomfort
tongue-in-cheek · de-escalate · chill · relax · cheeky · pacify · colloquial · mellow out · informal · irreverent · overreacting · simmer down · slow your roll · dismissive · compose · settle down · banter · take it easy
calm your titsfreak out
React with extreme alarm
panic · flip out · go crazy · lose your mind · go apeshit
calm your titssound the alarm
red alert · all hands on deck · wake up · pay attention · snap out of it
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