slower than molasses in January

Glacially, painfully unhurried

Slower than molasses in January describes something or someone moving at an agonizingly slow pace.

Molasses, already thick and sluggish, flows even more slowly in cold weather—January being the coldest month in the American regions where the expression originated.

This paperwork is moving slower than molasses in January.

The phrase emphasizes impatience with delays.

Related

lethargic · crawl · laggardly · overstatement · hyperbole · syrupy · maple syrup · viscosity · dawdling · unhurried · plodding · slothful · slowpoke · dragging one's feet · watching paint dry · listless · sluggish · poky

Opposites
speed/velocity

slower than molasses in Januarylightning-fast

Extremely rapid

quick as a flash · in the blink of an eye · at breakneck speed · like a bat out of hell · swift

efficiency/productivity

slower than molasses in Januaryefficient

Productive without waste

streamlined · expeditious · prompt · on the double · without delay

Family

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Mostly American · Timeless · Everyday, not technical · Rated G