slow as molasses in January

Painfully, agonizingly sluggish

Slow as molasses in January describes something or someone moving at an excruciatingly slow pace.

Molasses is thick and viscous; in cold weather it flows even more sluggishly.

The phrase emphasizes frustrating slowness: The permit office moves slow as molasses in January.

Sometimes shortened to slow as molasses.

Related

sticky · treacle · snail · crawl · lethargic · slothful · slow poke · dawdle · plod · syrup · tedious · tortoise · winter · dead of winter · glacial · laggardly · snail-paced · lag

Opposites
speed/velocity

slow as molasses in Januarylightning-fast

Extremely rapid

quick as a flash · in the blink of an eye · at breakneck speed · like a bat out of hell · rapid-fire

efficiency/productivity

slow as molasses in Januaryefficient

Productive without waste

streamlined · productive · firing on all cylinders · well-oiled machine · like clockwork

Family

slower, slowest, slowly, slowness, slowed, slowing, molasses, January

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Mostly American · Timeless · Everyday, not technical · Rated G