murder mittens

Feline retractable daggers

Murder mittens is an affectionate internet term for a cat's paws, especially when the claws are extended or kneading.

The phrase playfully acknowledges that the same soft, adorable paws can inflict real damage: Look at those murder mittens going to town on my sweater.

The humor lies in the contrast between cuddly appearance and predatory equipment.

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sharp · kitten · feline · kneading · scratch · cat scratch · beans · toe · velvet · predator · hunt · cute · deadly · fluff · swipe · pointy · adorable · dangerous

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threat level/danger appearance

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Cushioned undersides of paws

paw pads · making biscuits · cat paws · paws

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Used worldwide · Concrete · Positive · Everyday, not technical · Rated G