johnson

Informal manhood term

Johnson is a common English surname meaning "son of John." As slang, a johnson is a penis: Keep your johnson in your pants.

The term uses the ordinary name as a euphemism—like calling it your "John Thomas" in British slang, or your "dick" (from Richard).

Johnson is mild as far as penis slang goes, almost folksy in its plainness: He got kicked in the johnson.

slang

dick

Vulgar anatomical slang

wang · junk · prick · manhood · peter · wiener · willy · phallus · member · tool

Categories
Opposites
anatomical sex organ

johnsonpussy

Informal word for cat

vagina · cooch · vajayjay · snatch · box

register/formality

johnsonpenis

Male reproductive organ

male genitalia · phallus · male organ · reproductive organ · member

Phrases
Family

johnsons, Johnsons

Familiarity
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Profile
Known to kids · Timeless · Concrete · Everyday, not technical · Rated PG