crookeder
Even less straight
Crookeder is a nonstandard comparative form of crooked, used in place of the more conventional "more crooked." While grammar guides typically prescribe "more crooked" for two-syllable adjectives ending in -ed, crookeder appears in informal speech and dialectal use when emphasizing that something is even more bent, twisted, or dishonest than something else.
That fence post is even crookeder than the last one.
Twisted unnaturally
- warpedBent out of true
- gnarledTwisted and knotty
- kinkedBent with tight curves
- coiledArranged in spirals
spiral · tangled · misshapen · deformed · convoluted · snaked · entwined · looped
Person who deceives for money
- cheaterOne who acts dishonestly
- scammerOne who defrauds others
- fraudsterCriminal deceiver for gain
- deceiverOne who tricks others
charlatan · impostor · grifter · conman · schemer · trickster · shady · unscrupulous
Corrupt payment for influence
- embezzlementFraudulent taking of entrusted assets
- fraudIntentional criminal trickery
- kickbacksIllegal return payments
- nepotismPreferring kin in hiring
extortion · graft · racketeering · collusion · profiteering · insider trading · cronyism · backroom deals
contorted
Twisted unnaturally
coiled · spiral · tangled · misshapen · deformed · convoluted · snaked · entwined · looped · whorled
swindler
Person who deceives for money
deceiver · charlatan · impostor · grifter · conman · schemer · trickster · shady · unscrupulous · duplicitous
bribery
Corrupt payment for influence
- embezzlementFraudulent taking of entrusted assets
- fraudIntentional criminal trickery
- kickbacksIllegal return payments
nepotism · extortion · graft · racketeering · collusion · profiteering · insider trading · cronyism · backroom deals · influence peddling
curve
Smooth, angleless line
arc · elbow · crescent · camber · flexure · curvature · arch · warp · sweep · concave
- crooked smileAsymmetrical facial expression
- crooked copCorrupt police officer
- crooked politician
- crooked noseMisaligned nasal bridge
- crooked lineNon-straight mark
- crooked dealer