beats the meat

Engages in onanism

Beats the meat is vulgar slang for male masturbation, referring to the rhythmic hand motion involved.

The phrase is crude but common in casual or joking contexts: He's in his room beating the meat.

Like most masturbation slang, it's used more for humor or shock value than clinical description.

Related

solo act · flog · pounding · pummel · stroking · mallet · rhythm

Opposites
sexual activity type

beats the meatmakes love

Has sexual intercourse

has sex · gets laid · hooks up · copulates · coitus

sexual engagement vs. abstinence

beats the meatabstains

Deliberately doesn't partake

celibacy · abstinence · self-denial

Family

beat, beats, beating, beaten, beater, beaters, the, meat, meats

Familiarity
Top 500,000
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Used worldwide · Timeless · Negative · Everyday, not technical · Rated R